US News – Women To Be Returned To Wild

Worrying developments in the US today as women across the country have been allowed out of their binders in an experiment to see if they can be safely returned to the wild. One opponent of the scheme, who identified himself as Mitt, said that while he believes in principal that women can exist outside the security of their binders, in practice it is better, tidier and more convenient for everyone if they just stay neatly filed away for future reference. The trial is expected to last for four years.

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