Hey baby, how’s it going?
Whatcha got there? Bacon sandwich?
Dang, that looks tasty.
Holy moley, is that mustard?
I need this.
No, don’t eat it!
No, no, no, it’s totally fine. Do whatever the hell you want.
AHHHHHH! At least leave me the pickles!
I shall neither forgive nor forget this most grave trespass against my person. You shall pay most dearly.